Bio: I can't stand these bits, this is where I usually say something stupid like " Jon is a Giant crab that lives in Brazil, in a cave, with that man from the Bee Gee's that looks like a lion. His hobbies include making life size sculptures of Noel Edmonds out of frozen poo." But I won't write something idiotic like that. I'm a 39 year old School Teacher from Wales who likes drawing and typing words into tiny boxes that are supposed to let strangers know what he's like. Well.. this is it. I'm like this.