For some reason I was watching top gear. Clarkson is looking increasingly grotesque, and the show is getting increasingly self indulgent and smug. Take this clarkson, look I dun a stupid drawing of you. BOOM. Wouldn’t want to be him right now.
This is the bit where I usually say something stupid like " Jon is a Giant crab that lives in Brazil, in a cave, with that man from the Bee Gee's that looks like a lion. His hobbies include making life size sculptures of Noel Edmonds out of frozen poo." But I won't write something idiotic like that, because thats what I always do, that and it sounds like a 6th former trying to be funny, and I'm not. I'm a 34 year old School Teacher from Wales who likes drawing and typing words into tiny boxes that are supposed to let strangers know what he's like. Well.. this is it. I'm like this.